「いつまでも幸せに暮らしましたとさ、めでたしめでたし」の後、シンデレラは本当に死ぬまで幸せだったのか？優しくてハンサムな王子様から熱烈プロポーズを受けて結婚すれば「女の一生は保障される」なんて、ホント？と幼いころから疑問に思っていました。よくよく読んでみるとシンデレラって個性がな～んにも無いやんかっ！
「こりゃ、なんとかせな」と創作意欲をかきたてられた私は、子供たちとお風呂に入りながら、こんなお話を聞かせました。
題名は「オナラデレラ」
結婚してみると、王子様は自分の為だけに大金を使う男でした。おまけに仕事もしないので、とうとう国民に愛想をつかされ、一家はビンボーに転落。そこでオナラデレラが一念発起。たったひとつの特技「誰よりも大きな音でオナラを出す」を披露して国中を回りました。「ぶわん、ぶわん、ぶぶぶー」物凄い音であっという間に大人気。噂を聞いた人たちが後から後からやってきて、オナラデレラは大金持ちになりました。そうして子供達と末永く幸せに暮らしましたとさ。めでたしめでたし。
浴槽の中で笑い転げる我が子の姿にノリノリで話を広げながら、一番楽しんだのは私だったかもしれません。
Did Cinderella really live happily ever after? Is a woman's life secure symply by marrying a passionate, handsome prince? I've always wondered about this since I was a child. Also, I realized that in the story, Cinderella had no personality at all.
"I have to do something." While taking a bath with my children, I told them this story: Fart-derella.
"After they married, the prince turned out to be a man who spent a lot of money only for himself. Above all, he didn't work, so he lost the trust of the people and the family became very poor. Fart-derella made a big decision. She toured the kingdom, showing off her special skill: farting louder than anyone else. "Boom, boom, boom." More and more people came to hear her farts, and she became extremely popular and wealthy. And so she lived happily ever after with her children."
I think I was the one who had the most fun, creating the funny story and watching the kids laugh so hard.
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secret smell (木曜日, 26 2月 2026 00:06)
i hope Fartderella has found some students,
to which she can teach the art of fart.
and make them find their own inner power to fart louder then everyone else,
and smell happily ever after
Fumi (木曜日, 26 2月 2026 13:04)
Hi secret smell,
Ha, ha, I like your story.
Let's develop the art of fart together and change the world!
Fumi
secret smell (土曜日, 28 2月 2026 14:33)
..but probably it's way better to just stop farting around,
and live this Life as it is,
in a gentle way of acceptance and courage..